^^ No hard feelings, man.
I'm only joking.
1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. "She insulted me in front of an audience," he said. "I told you." - A Touch of Dead, Charlaine Harris
2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach? Air
3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV? True Blood 
4.) Without looking guess what time it is? 2:45?
5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 2:36
6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My parents talking
7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing? A few minutes ago, bringing in groceries
8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at? an IM session from last night

9.) What are you wearing? ...pervs...concert t-shirt and black jeans with white paint splatters
10.) Did you dream last night? Oh, yes.

11.) When did you last laugh? A couple minutes ago.
12.) What are/is on the walls you are in? Paint...white paint
13.) Seen anything weird lately? Not much strikes me as weird anymore...
14.) What do you think of this quis? It's fair to middling
15.) What was the last film you saw? Iron Man 3

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Nothing...I'd probably give all my money away, truthfully
17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know? I'M BATMAN.
18.) If you could change one thing about the world... Peace. I just want peace.
19). What do you want to learn in the future? How to cure any and all diseases
20.) George Bush: Erm, no.
21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Depends on appearance
22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Depends on appearance
23.) Would you ever consider living abroad? Oh, yes, in multiple locations